L' éTRAnGièNne

Voici trois planches que j'ai fait pour un concours. Je n'ai pas gagner mais j'espère avoir plus de chance l'année prochaine. C'est une version plus drôle  des mésaventures d'une étrangère à la commune.

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Here are three pages that I submitted for a comic book illustration contest. I didn't make it but better luck next year wohoo! It is a funnier version of the misadventures of a foreign girl.

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-The communal office is an compulsory passage for all foreigners not wishing to become illegal immigrants.

-The waiting time is really long each visit. I always feel like I am wasting my youth in these offices.

-I hence found the technics necessary for survival at the communal office.

-(The ZOMBIE technique)

-This technic recquires its user to be up at ungodly hours in order to reach before the crowd. Resulting in the zombie appearance.

-However, many people are frequent users and pros of this technic, hence the need for technic number 2

-(the technic of the fake good samaritan)

-(After you Madam)

-(please sir, after you)

-(thank you )

-(in thruth...)

-The last to get into the lift is the first to get out!

-Once armed with your ticket

-The time of endless waiting commences.

-To avoid this punishment, switch to technic 3.

-(The camping technic)

-Prepare entertainement and what to  survive on in hostile territory

-IT'S FINALLY MY TURN!

-However, sometimes you have the bad luck of landing yourself the mean ones at the counter.

-[Identity card]

-politeness, kindness, effectiveness,bothersomeness

-THE GOBLIN

Barbe bleu- Alternate ending.

    Alors à la base ceci était la vrai fin de barbe bleu mais je n'ai pas eu assez de temps (ni d’énergie , je l'admet!) pour le finir. Barbe bleu ne devenait pas directement un psychopathe mais se mariait quelques fois avant.

    So this is how i really wanted to end the story but then i ran out of time (and energy, i admit). Blue beard doesnt immediately turn into a psycho bastard but he gets married a few times first. Enjoy.

1. oh noble count, thou have been a widower for several years now , hence accept my dear child Helen as thine bride.

2. she is very calm and obedient.           

3. what a horrible blue beard!

4. I only ask of thee obedience, thou shalt have whatever thy heart may desire as long as thou never goes into this dungeon.

1. Yes sire!

2. Afew days later.

3. Who the hell are you?

1. A few marriages later...

Women cannot be trusted! 

On ne peut faire confiance au femmes!

        A partir d'ici,je reprend l'histoire originale. Donc, une des épouses de barbe bleu qui était plutôt intelligente (et il était grand temps qu'il en ai au moins une!) découvre les corps démembrés de ses soeurs mariés avant elle.Elle décide alors de recoudre leurs corps qui reviennent magiquement à la  vie (la morale ici les enfants c'est d'apprendre à coudre!) Ensuite elle prennent une tête de mort et la positionne sur le bord d'une fenêtre , à l'endroit où la jeune marié avait pour habitude d'attendre son mari diabolique. Ceci dans l'espoir de berner barbe bleu qui ne remarquerait pas toute suite qu'elles se sont évadées.

        Now starting from here we resume the original story, where one of the girls blue beard marries is actually smart. She finds the dismembered bodies of her older sisters who had married before her and sews them back  together. They magically come back to life (the moral here kids is " learn how to sew!"). In the original version they then find a skull that was lying around and dress i up before placing it at the window, where blue beard's bride would wait for her diabolical husband to return. All this in the hopes that blue beard wouldn't notice that they had escaped.

"who on earth taught you how to sew!"

    Alors j'ai pensé que ça serrais encore plus drôle, si la tête de mort était en fait celle de son ex-femme super diabolique! En résume," pauvre barbe bleu!"

   Then i thought, how awsome would it be if the skull they use is actually the one of his even more diabolical ex-wife. In conclusion poor blue beard.

now we shall remain together for ever!!!

    Le livre se terminerais avec un autre portrait de cette horrible femme, d’ailleurs que je n'ai jamais nommé. Vous pouvez m'aider ici les gars, suggérez des noms dans la section commentaires. Pensez désagréable démodé, culotté.

   Then the book would end with another portrait of his evil wife. That i never thought of a name for, you guys can help me out here. You can suggest names in the comment section. Think, unpleasant, stuck up, old fashioned.

 see you soon!

Genesis

I just found the first comic strip i made after starting this art school. I must have watched Lord of the rings or even Harry potter right before, can't remember. This little guy looks like a cross-breed of Gollum and Dobby!

Je viens de trouver mes premières cases de Bd à l'ERG, J'ai du avoir regardé seigneurs des anneaux ou Harry Potter juste avant car le petit bonhomme ressemble à un mélange entre Gollum et Dobby!